"It has come to my attention that there's a rumor going around that I'm some kind of Paki. Let me be the first to tell you and everyone that this is not the case. I, Vaginal Mutilation, am one hundred percent not a Paki. I'm not even sure what a Paki is, much-less what it is not. Needless to say, I am Vaginal. Simple as that. Furthermore, I suspect this rumor was started as a malicious attempt to... I have no idea, really. However, I do enjoy the attention I have been receiving, so keep up the good work Gossip Girls."
